The Best Rejections

“You have gotten the best rejections this week,” my friend says.
True that.
Editor 1 not only wrote back, but thanked me for submitting and said my piece is “very well written,” but, alas it was “not quite right.” Editor 1 then suggested another major outlet for which it would be a “good match.” [Said major publication has not responded, but that seems beside the point.]
Editor 2 wrote back to say my piece “would have been a nice fit” for a column they used to run. Alas, said column is no more, and cannot use my piece.
Editor 3 rejected, but offered a regular gig.
Sharing champagne across the ocean with Lauren Apfel, tonight!
(For the record submissions were different pieces.)
ooohhhhh bebo…. share champagne with us and mom and dad across the continents and state boundaries tonight. CONGRATULATIONS – what’s the regular gig? will you take it? you are SO talented – awesome awesome awesome!!! a ton of lovet&gv
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 03:23:58 +0000 To: verablagev@hotmail.co.uk
Thanks! 🙂